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  1. 07-14-2006, 07:39 PM #1
    DonSchap
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    Question My Worst "Wedding Photography" Nightmare (MWWPN)

    Guys...

    There is a possibility, somewhat remote, but what if you might be faced with one of the worst nightmares in professional Photography... an UgLy bride.

    I know, I know... "There are no ugly brides, Don." Maybe you say so... but, I'm not buying it. I've got witnesses.

    For example:
    Name: ugly bride.jpg Views: 3801 Size: 51.7 KB

    • Is there an extra-charge billing rate for "making this look good", or is it just the "cost of doing business with the public"?
    • How do you deal with bridesmaids that can not help but look better than the star of the show?
    • Do you ever get involved with the make-up artists?


    This is like my worst fear, when I consider doing shoots like this. That's basically why I never did it... Nuptumdeformisphobia or simply put, Fear of the UgLy bride. I guess I can understand why these wedding snappers are a humorless bunch, sometimes.

    Quit laffin'... I can see ya.
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  2. 07-14-2006, 08:30 PM #2
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    It took some doing but here she is




    That will be $5000 LOL
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  3. 07-14-2006, 08:35 PM #3
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    Unhappy I don't know which is more grim...

    Quote Originally Posted by XaiLo
    It took some doing but here she is




    That will be $5000 LOL
    Mmmm, baby... makes me kind of hungry... as she kinda looks like a Mrs. Potato-head! Sidle her up to a good steak... and some sour cream... and maybe the Reception could be tolerable. Click - Click!
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  4. 07-14-2006, 08:36 PM #4
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    I put in the wrong address should work now
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  5. 07-15-2006, 10:30 AM #5
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    Cool Zuga.net - Clearly Focused

    I recently advised of a nifty-looking wedding/portrait focused forum that some maybe be interested in.

    I suggest you take a moment and "Check it out".

    ZUGA
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  6. 07-15-2006, 12:28 PM #6
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    That bride looks like a real b!tch!
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  7. 07-15-2006, 01:34 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamison55
    That bride looks like a real b!tch!
    She and the Marine musta divorced already - I didn't know she was getting remarried!
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