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TNB
03-31-2008, 01:32 AM
Nikon Buys Canon
Sunday, March 30, 2008

Nikon buys Canon for 34.2 Million Euros. Nikon has announced that is competed it proxy bid purchased Canon Photograph Divison for 20 million euros and a stock swap valued at over 14.2 million Euros. This unexpected move by Nikon futher Nikons on going commitment to increase it marketshare to thccce professional photographer. Nikon has not release any office news on what it plans to do with the new Canon Line, but it is rumored that Nikon will continue to produce the Nikon line for professional and remove the Canon EOS line of professional cameras. Nikon also announcted today the D3x. It is a hybrid of both Canon and Nikon technologies that both companies have been developing for the last year. Included is a new 21.9 Mega pixel Canon sensor made by Sony, a new DIGIC IV image processor The Nikon D3x becomes the next Nikon professional D series digital SLR, although only the second of the 'x ' suffix sub category which indicates a full frame sensor. Three years since the last D2xs, the D2x, the D3x pushes digital SLR resolution over the twenty megapixel barrier with specifically twenty one point one million pixels 5616 x 3744 on its 36 x 24 mm full 35 mm frame sensor. Canon also claim to have increased the 'light gathering efficiency ' of the sensor by reducing the amount of wasted space between microlenses, hence despite the resolution increase the D3x still provides sensitivity up to ISO 320,000 with super turbo boost enabled . As well as increasing resolution Nikon has pushed continuous shooting up a step with twenity frames per second D3x. This means that at full speed the three DIGIC IV image processors are dealing with an impressive 485 MB sec. Other improvements include the larger screen, Live View, a sixteen bit A D converter and sixteen bit RAW files, SSD HD support up to 450 MB sec and a whole range of features such as dual storage slots and Picture Styles inherited from the D2xs.


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April Fools or is it? Oh wait, it's only March still. Click the link for yourself--probably a gag considering all the spelling errors in that article.

e_dawg
03-31-2008, 01:52 AM
Unfortunately, whoever it was who wrote it wasn't very smart. The spelling and grammar are atrocious, which is a dead giveaway that it wasn't written or edited by any professional media outlet. How hard would it have been to use a spell checker? The second big giveaway is that the URL is not even remotely close to Fox's official site. Most of those eBay and PayPal phishing scams are put together better than this one.

cdifoto
03-31-2008, 02:47 AM
Premature ejaculation.

K1W1
03-31-2008, 03:32 AM
"and a whole range of features such as"

Why bother wasting our collective time with rubbish like this?
It's not funny.
It has no wit.
It's not plausible.
It's not even written in anything approaching a professional manner.

This thread should really be reported as spam.

TNB
03-31-2008, 10:34 AM
"and a whole range of features such as"

Why bother wasting our collective time with rubbish like this?
It's not funny.
It has no wit.
It's not plausible.
It's not even written in anything approaching a professional manner.

This thread should really be reported as spam.

Sort of harsh considering your previous thread about "rumours" quoted below. By the way, I have read a few posts where people thought it was funny and yet others were worried. It's the net and I noticed the spelling errors as well as others, which to me led me to believe it was a gag though it would have probably been better if it was one day later, i.e. April Fool's Day.


Has anybody else caught up with the rumours sweeping DPReview amongst other sites?

The new 16-85 AF-S f3.5-5.6G VR lens is the one I am talking about. I could add to the rumour by saying that it would be the ideal kit lens for the D90 due in a month or so and that you can buy it from here and because you read it on the internet you can repeat it as truth. :D:D


This thread says a lot about human nature.
I deliberately includes the word rumour in the title and what happens? 263 views in less than 12 hours.
Other threads on what should be more interesting photographic topics (sports lenses or RAW conversion) have only attracted less than 100 views over several days.
:D:D:D

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Unfortunately, whoever it was who wrote it wasn't very smart. The spelling and grammar are atrocious, which is a dead giveaway that it wasn't written or edited by any professional media outlet. How hard would it have been to use a spell checker? The second big giveaway is that the URL is not even remotely close to Fox's official site. Most of those eBay and PayPal phishing scams are put together better than this one.

I also thought it unusual that there wasn't an author's name. I'll also go ahead and remove the link just in case it is some sort of scam.

JTL
03-31-2008, 12:56 PM
The most moronic thing about this is that Canon's market cap is $60 Billion and last year had a profit of about $5 Billion. Since the camera division represents about half of all Canon's sales, and the typical deal gets done for about 5 to 7 times net profit, it is relatively easy to assume that any purchase of Canon's camera division would conservatively cost $12 to $17 Billion!!! Ah, but you say camera division margins might be lower than that of other divisions so we can't go by overall sales and profit. That may be true (or may not), but, even if the margins were one tenth, were still talking about a deal in the billions. So not only can't the moron read and write, he can't add and multiply either!

This is about the least credible hoax post ever in the sad history of hoax posts. It's not even "April Fools" worthy. April Complete Moron worthy, maybe...

cdifoto
03-31-2008, 02:01 PM
It's not even "April Fools" worthy.

That's why it was posted in March. :D

K1W1
03-31-2008, 03:09 PM
Sort of harsh considering your previous thread about "rumours" quoted below.

The rumours threads were posted as fun and were obviously posted as fun, everybody knew that they were fun and people joined in in that spirit
The link you posted is just rubbish.
Let me know where I can find these people on the Internet who believe that story could be true I have some Enron shares that I want to off load onto them.

TNB
03-31-2008, 03:23 PM
The rumours threads were posted as fun and were obviously posted as fun, everybody knew that they were fun and people joined in in that spirit
The link you posted is just rubbish.
Let me know where I can find these people on the Internet who believe that story could be true I have some Enron shares that I want to off load onto them.
If you didn't believe the story was true, than you should have probably taken it as a joke. Then again, you probably didn't click on the original link since I'm still reading posts from others who actually saw some humor in it. Of course, that doesn't mean your sense of humor is like theirs or theirs like yours or anyone else's for that matter.


That's why it was posted in March. :D
Perhaps. ;)

T06
03-31-2008, 04:40 PM
If you didn't believe the story was true, than you should have probably taken it as a joke. .
Perhaps. ;)

Shucks & here i was with tongue in cheek just waiting for the boys to get out their big ol canons. They sure do bite some.:D

JTL
04-01-2008, 01:34 AM
The point is it's not even a good gag. If it were remotely funny, or intelligently written or slyly tongue-in-check or even halfway credible it would have worked. But it just just plain idiotic. There's nothing less funny and more pathetic than someone who thinks they're being funny when they're really just being a complete idiot.

Now, you want to hear a real April Fools joke? How about the U.S. government putting the Federal Reserve in complete control of the U.S. economy? The final joke of the international banking cartel has been delivered upon the American people and they're too stupid to even know it! This is supposedly being done to protect the people. Well, "April Fools", American public!!!

Turn
04-01-2008, 04:31 AM
Fox news suck

here's something funny

Fox News are the most reliable News in the world

*old man cough*