I never knew Ken Rockwell was THIS good !

[Rooz]

http://www.bahneman.com/liem/blog/article.php?story=Ken_Rockwell_Facts

i found this and laughed my ass off. funny stuff.:D

Ken Rockwell Facts

Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography

Ken Rockwell's camera has similar settings to ours, except his are: P[erfect] Av[Awesome Priority Tv[Totally Awesome Priority] M[ajestic]

Ken Rockwell doesn't color correct. He adjusts your world to match his.

Sure, Ken Rockwell deletes a bad photo or two. Other people call these Pulitzers.

Ken Rockwell doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.

Circle of confusion? You might be confused. Ken Rockwell never is.

Ken Rockwell doesn't wait for the light when he shoots a landscape - the light waits for him.

Ken Rockwell never flips his camera in portrait position, he flips the earth

Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.

Ken Rockwell is the only person to have photographed Jesus; unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a piece of cloth instead.

When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories

Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to Ken and they ask him to test them, the best cameras get a Nikon sticker and the less good get a Canon sticker

Once Ken tested a camera, he said I cant even put Canon on this one,thats how Pentax was born

Rockwellian policy isn't doublethink - Ken doesn't even need to think once

Ken Rockwell doesn't use flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.

Only Ken Rockwell can take pictures of Ken Rockwell; everyone else would just get their film overexposed by the light of his genius

Ken Rockwell wanted something to distract the lesser photographers, and lo, there were ducks.

Ken Rockwell is the only one who can take self-portraits of you

Ken Rockwell's nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure

Ken Rockwell once designed a zoom lens. You know it as the Hubble SpaceTelescope.

When Ken unpacks his CF card, it already has masterpieces on it.

Rockwell portraits are so lifelike, they have to pay taxes

On Ken Rockwell's desktop, the Trash Icon is really a link to National Geographic Magazine

Ken Rockwell spells point-and-shoot "h-a-s-s-e-l-b-l-a-d"

When Ken Rockwell went digital, National Geographic nearly went out of business because he was no longer phyically discarding photos

For every 10 shots that Ken Rockwell takes, 11 are keepers.

Ken Rockwell's digital files consist of 0's, 1's AND 2's.

Ken Rockwell never focus, everything moves into his DoF

Ken Rockwell's shots are so perfect, Adobe redesigned photoshop for him: all it consists of is a close button.

The term tripod was coined after his silhouette

Ken Rockwell never produces awful work, only work too advanced for the viewer

A certain braind of hig-end cameras was named after people noticed the quality was a lot "like a" rockwell

Ken Rockwell isn't the Chuck Norris of photography; Chuck Norris is the Ken Rockwell of martial arts.

Ken Rockwell never starts, he continues

[tcadwall]

Nice. LOL!

[tekriter]

Oh, that is SOOO good...

[RichNY]

What a great read to start off the day! (Even though I think 2 of them were made up)

[jcon]

Great stuff, man! Thanks for sharing. I can only hope Ken sees it and someone is there to photograph his reaction!:D

[RichNY]

Great stuff, man! Thanks for sharing. I can only hope Ken sees it and someone is there to photograph his reaction!:D

Nobody but Ken is capable of taking a photography of his reaction ;)

[K1W1]

More free publicity for somebody who should otherwise be ignored.

[Jeff Keller]

More free publicity for somebody who should otherwise be ignored.

Agreed, but I gotta admit that some of them were pretty funny.

[Rooz]

More free publicity for somebody who should otherwise be ignored.

you're very sour for someone living down our neck of the woods. life is good, the comments were bloody funny. don't be a pain in the ass.:p :D

[K1W1]

you're very sour for someone living down our neck of the woods. life is good, the comments were bloody funny. don't be a pain in the ass.:p :D

The beauty of the Internet is that people are still largely free to express their opinions. I expressed mine but you seem to think that criticism of my opinion is more important than response to the thread when in fact there is absolutely no need for you and I to criticise each other.
For the record my comments were directed at the individual concerned and the fact that he is a publicity junkie who will see this thread and all the others on the Internet on the same topic as another way of bumping his site up search lists and gaining still more benefit from click throughs.
I made no comment about the humour which I actually agree with Jeff on.

[Rooz]

The beauty of the Internet is that people are still largely free to express their opinions. I expressed mine but you seem to think that criticism of my opinion is more important than response to the thread when in fact there is absolutely no need for you and I to criticise each other.
For the record my comments were directed at the individual concerned and the fact that he is a publicity junkie who will see this thread and all the others on the Internet on the same topic as another way of bumping his site up search lists and gaining still more benefit from click throughs.
I made no comment about the humour which I actually agree with Jeff on.

:confused: i think you may be taking this thread wayyyy too seriously. i apologise for assuming you could be easy going enuf to treat my comment with the flippancy it deserved...i will not make the same mistake again. :rolleyes:

[tcadwall]

Gosh... The post is hilarious. Let's not crowd EVERY thread with shots at each other... It is getting old! :eek:

Rooz I think it was your "pain in the arse" comment that might make it a little offensive to some. With your smileys I didn't take it that way, but then again it wasn't directed at me;)

[wrestlingreport]

tcadwall Facts

tcadwall is the Chuck Norris of photography

tcadwall's camera has similar settings to ours, except his are: P[erfect] Av[Awesome Priority Tv[Totally Awesome Priority] M[ajestic]

tcadwall doesn't color correct. He adjusts your world to match his.

Sure, tcadwall deletes a bad photo or two. Other people call these Pulitzers.

tcadwall doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.

Circle of confusion? You might be confused. tcadwall never is.

tcadwall doesn't wait for the light when he shoots a landscape - the light waits for him.

tcadwall never flips his camera in portrait position, he flips the earth

tcadwall ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.

tcadwall is the only person to have photographed Jesus; unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a piece of cloth instead.

When tcadwall brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories

Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to tcadwalland they ask him to test them, the best cameras get a Nikon sticker and the less good get a Canon sticker

Once tcadwalltested a camera, he said I cant even put Canon on this one,thats how Pentax was born

Tcadwallian policy isn't doublethink - tcadwalldoesn't even need to think once

tcadwall doesn't use flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.

Only tcadwall can take pictures of tcadwall; everyone else would just get their film overexposed by the light of his genius

tcadwall wanted something to distract the lesser photographers, and lo, there were ducks.

tcadwall is the only one who can take self-portraits of you

tcadwall's nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure

tcadwall once designed a zoom lens. You know it as the Hubble SpaceTelescope.

When tcadwallunpacks his CF card, it already has masterpieces on it.

Tcadwall portraits are so lifelike, they have to pay taxes

On tcadwall's desktop, the Trash Icon is really a link to National Geographic Magazine

tcadwall spells point-and-shoot "h-a-s-s-e-l-b-l-a-d"

When tcadwall went digital, National Geographic nearly went out of business because he was no longer phyically discarding photos

For every 10 shots that tcadwall takes, 11 are keepers.

tcadwall's digital files consist of 0's, 1's AND 2's.

tcadwall never focus, everything moves into his DoF

tcadwall's shots are so perfect, Adobe redesigned photoshop for him: all it consists of is a close button.

The term tripod was coined after his silhouette

tcadwall never produces awful work, only work too advanced for the viewer

A certain braind of hig-end cameras was named after people noticed the quality was a lot "like a" tcadwall

tcadwall isn't the Chuck Norris of photography; Chuck Norris is the tcadwall of martial arts.

tcadwall never starts, he continues

[tcadwall]

LOL!:D Dude you have me wrong. I am MUCH better than that.

[wrestlingreport]

A legend in your own mind

[jcon]

Dude, what the hell is your problem? Youve been here what, 3-4 days and you think you know people here? Give it a rest. I dont care how many years you've been photographing wrestlers or what you think you know, doesnt give you the right to critisize other members who may know more than you.

I think back to your post directed at CR and tcadwall, seems to me you were describing yourself. Anything I can do to speed up your moving to another site?:cool:

[Stoller]

Come on guys... I guess you have not heard? :D
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[jcon]

You forgot to mention who his running mate will be... oh wait, thats right it's Ken, he dont need one!:D

[tcadwall]

Did you forget, he doesn't run. He flies. On top of that, he has already won!!!

[Kellie]

LOL!:D Dude you have me wrong. I am MUCH better than that.
I admire your ability to let things roll off your back. :D


I'm outta here.
There are many places that aren't loaded with big mouth know it all punks.

:confused: So, what happened?



I found the Ken R. Facts rather funny. Thanks for the laugh. :)

[Rooz]

With your smileys I didn't take it that way.

yeah, i thought they may have given away the fact that it was a joke. nevermind. we live and learn tc. :cool:

[Vich]

You guys in the Nikon forum have all the fun (mud slinging and all, lol). The silhouette one took a few seconds, funny!

[T06]

.....of all the threads on the forum you start & this will probably turn out the biggest thread on all the forums.:D Ken who?:D :D